I'm going to name my first child "Knights Who Say"

nudne:
kikithegirl:
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
this post eminates incredibly demonic energy
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

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A CURSED POST INDEED

shrexecutioner:

sasrinthekobold:
catchymemes:
Let me just ask the police..
Why I think this is Florida?
I want everyone to see this i laughed until i cried and watched it 3 times

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iron-rion:

Pretend it’s a poster

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gucci-minh:

cobaltdays:
seraphsfire:
seraphsfire:
a concept: a bus, but horizontal
i have to do all the work around here
I don’t know why but I was picturing this:
He had to fight his way to the top

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great news i found a horse that looks exactly like gaara from naruto

h0rnithology:

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sonocomics:

Yeah so
one time on my like zillionth playthrough of Symphonia I thought to myself
“Hey, I wonder how much I can level up in that first stretch of land before Martel Temple? I mean, Frank in Iselia will heal you for free so you can endlessly grind.”
So I did
Off and on when I got bored on some days
for thirteen hours
So once we finally got to Martel Temple, all of the remarks about how “strong” Kratos were were absurd
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babyanimalgifs:

This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

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everydayconman:

hollowedskin:
fatsexybitch:
coffeeandstring:
verbalvomits:
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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puckyou-forpuckssake:

sirhate:
lily-peet:
Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy
The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”
“So how was your day at work?”
“YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”
We clearly have different definitions of bad.
Would 100% watch this

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strangerthigns:

WHO DID THIS

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